SHREYA + SUNIDHI = SHABANA!! (NAAM SHABANA – Music Review)

Music Album Details
♪ Music by: Rochak Kohli, Meet Bros. & Bappi Lahiri
♪ Lyrics by: Manoj Muntashir, Kumaar & Anjaan
♪ Music Label: T-Series
♪ Music Released On: 9th March 2017
♪ Movie Releases On: 31st March 2017

Naam Shabana Album Cover

 

To hear the full songs of this album on Saavn CLICK HERE

To buy this album on iTunes CLICK HERE


P.S. The song ‘Dil Hua Besharam’ can be heard on Saavn, while its reprise ‘Baby Besharam’ can be heard on the YouTube audio jukebox. The Saavn link doesn’t have the latter whereas the YouTube jukebox doesn’t have the former. Thought it necessary to inform in case you get confused! 😀


Naam Shabana is a Bollywood thriller, starring Taapsee Pannu in the titular role, and Manoj Bajpayee, Prithviraj Sukumaran, Elli Avram and Taher Shabbir in supporting roles. The film has been directed by Shivam Nair, whose ‘Bhaag Johnny’ flopped in 2015. The film has been produced by Neeraj Pandey and Shital Bhatia. It is a spin-off to the 2015 super-hit film ‘Baby’, and shows the journey of Taapsee Pannu’s character Shabana from ‘Baby’, before she was roped in to be a part of the mission. The movie is definitely awaited, because of it being the first of its kind; Bollywood has been free of any spin-offs as such, and it is just wonderful that the first Bollywood spin-off is that of such a wonderful thriller. Anyway, let’s go over to the music, because we have a little more time to wait for the movie. We all remember that ‘Baby’ had been touted to be a songless film. Nevertheless, three songs had been included in its album — technically two, because one of the songs had a male and female version. Meet Bros. Anjjan had composed one promotional track, while M.M. Kreem, had composed the two-version track in question. The soundtrack was like an accessory to the film, and not something to cherish in your playlist for a long, long time. This movie seems to be different, in that it has four original tracks, with one having two versions, thus making it five songs. Rochak Kohli, who of late, just composed single additional songs that released after the albums of ‘M.S. Dhoni – The Untold Story’ and ‘Wazir’ released, comes back with a substantial chunk of an album after a long time. He last composed three songs out of the five-track ‘Welcome 2 Karachi’ (which were quite ignorable) and before that, three out of ten in ‘Hawaizaada’ (which I still listen to!) So I am not quite sure what he can give in this album, where he has three out of five songs. The other two songs are two versions of the same song, composed by Meet Bros, without Anjjan. Hopefully, they don’t give something too-hard-to-grasp like ‘Baby’s ‘Beparwah’. So let’s see what kind of music this album to a much-awaited thriller, holds in hand!


1. Rozana

Singer ~ Shreya Ghoshal, Music by ~ Rochak Kohli, Lyrics by ~ Manoj Muntashir

“Inn aankhon se yeh bataa, kitna main dekhun tujhe,
Reh jaati hai kuchh kami, jitna bhi dekhun tujhe,
Rozana main, sochun yahi,
Ki jee loongi main besaans bhi,
Aise hi tu mujhe, milta rahe agar, rozana, rozana!”

– Manoj Muntashir

Rochak decided to start the album off with a mellow, soothing song that would be enough to transport us to dreamland. The first song in the album is a romantic song that has a very beautiful composition; Rochak gets everything right in that he composes this one with the perfect Bollywood ideals of ‘romance’. Each and every note hits your heart and hits hard. The mukhda gives a nice headstart to the song, and the hookline is one which doesn’t care much about imposing itself on you but grows on you like slow poison just as I like it. The antaras hold all the magic of the song; the very powerfully lilting tune of the antaras just leaves you spellbound. The arrangements are quite minimal, but Rochak gives an impressive strings backdrop for most of the song, especially the strings in the interlude are very impressive. Guitars and piano soothe your senses like nothing else can. And also, Rochak has employed a kind of Marching rhythm to the antara. I don’t know why that’s there, but it doesn’t hamper the song in any way. The arrangements provide for a nice nighttime lullabyish listen. And the vocals are by none other than the melody queen, Shreya Ghoshal. She handles each word with utmost care, and the whispery way in which she sings the song proves yet again how wonderful she is as a singer. Unnecessary bouts of loudness can never be found when she is behind the mic. The lyrics by Manoj Muntashir are mind blowing, especially the paragraph I’ve showcased above! A MINDBLOWING start to the album, and it will definitely consolidate Rochak’s career in Bollywood.

Rating: 5/5

 

2. Zinda

Singer ~ Sunidhi Chauhan, Music by ~ Rochak Kohli, Lyrics by ~ Manoj Muntashir

“Ziddi raaston se paanv yeh, aaj bhi, jhagadna toh bhoole nahin,
Haare hain kayi dafa toh kya, aaj bhi, hum ladna toh bhoole nahin,
Aaj bhi dil baaghi hai, bas yehi kaafi hai,
Zinda hoon abhi, baaki hoon abhi,
Meri har saans mein thodi si zindagi hai abhi!”

– Manoj Muntashir

After the lulling romantic song, Rochak throws in a motivational kind of song next. This time, the composition is a bit weak. It sounds great in the first listen, but later on I found that it is quite typical and offers nothing new. The mukhda starts off the song on a slow pace, which only speeds up when the hookline arrives: the only portion of the song that remains with you after the song ends. Wonderfully composed on pensive sounding high notes, that part will definitely hook you on to the song and assure that you don’t leave it halfway. The antara that follows is also quite sombre, and doesn’t leave an impact on you, unless you hear it many times. On a whole, the song’s tune has nothing much to lap up. The arrangements also fail to offer anything different or innovative. The tune is already so laidback, but the arrangements refuse to make it more interesting, staying very minimal until, again, the hookline comes. Strings and guitars can be heard, but nothing stands out very boldly. Sunidhi Chauhan provides to the song, everything that the tune and arrangements could not. Her energy, though diffused in the song, manages to make the song repeat-listenable, even if only once or twice. Lately, she seems to have gotten stereotyped to these kind of songs. The lyrics by Muntashir, too, are good in their purpose of being motivational. A motivational song that fails to motivate a lot, but is functional to an extent. 

Rating: 3.5/5

 

3. Zubi Zubi

Singers ~ Sukriti Kakar & Rochak Kohli, Original Composition by ~ Bappi Lahiri, Music Recreated by ~ Rochak Kohli, Original Lyrics by ~ Anjaan, New Lyrics by ~ Manoj Muntashir

“Mere dil, gaaye jaa, zoo zoo zoobi zoobi zoobi,
Masti mein gaaye jaa, zoo zoo zoobi zoobi zoobi!”

– Anjaan

Next up we have Rochak’s final song for the album, and it happens to be an upbeat club number. This one is a remake, of Bappi Lahiri-composed ‘Zooby Zooby’ (Dance Dance), and it is quite a decent remake too, at that. The composition, though faltering at the beginning, turns out to be quite catchy. The mukhda is what I have a problem with — it seems forced and a bit childish. But right from the first time the hookline is sung, till the end of the song, it is an enjoyable track! The great thing is that, like it used to happen before, only the hookline of the original song has been taken, while the rest has been composed afresh. The antara is a nice continuation of the sensuous dance song, but then that line from the mukhda, “humko hai jaan se bhi pyaari aashiqmizajiyaan“, comes back to irritate. The arrangements are fantastic discoesque arrangements, recreating the Bappi Lahiri era in today’s style. Rochak has added groovy beats, and that amazing programming effect he has added to his own voice when he sings the hookline, keeps me waiting for his parts to come! It makes him sound like an awesome robot. 😀 Sukriti also, has sung well, except the mukhda. (Again!) She sounded a lot like a fake Shefali Alvares there, and I found it quite irritating, as I would have if Shefali herself had sung it. The rest of the song, she shines. Kumaar reworks around Anjaan’s original hookline, and pens down aptly enjoyable lyrics. A good remake, spoiled by a mediocre first stanza.

Rating: 3.5/5

 

4. Baby Besharam / Dil Hua Besharam

Singers ~ Jasmine Sandlas & Meet Bros / Aditi Singh Sharma & Meet Bros, Music by ~ Meet Bros, Lyrics by ~ Kumaar

(Nothing to showcase, thanks to Kumaar’s lyrical masterpieces which you’ll read of later on in the passage)

The next song is yet another club song, this one by Meet Bros. The composition sticks quite close to Bollywood’s conventions of composing a ‘catchy’ club song. Right from the beginning Meet Bros “try” to get us caught on to the composition, which, unfortunately, is very staid. The mukhda is bad, and the hookline follows suit. The antara doesn’t provide much respite in this respect either. The arrangements are typical club beats, and it sounds like it should’ve released a year or two ago. Meet Bros have added this weird synthesiser tune, which sounds like the song is part of a comedy movie, an adult comedy to be precise. I wonder if this song was actually composed for some other movie before, and then moved over to ‘Naam Shabana’ Because it couldn’t find a place anywhere else. The vocals are what differentiate one version of the song from the other. It actually had released first in Jasmine’s voice, and that one is outright banal, sounding like it is trying to imitate ‘Yaar Na Miley’ (Kick). Aditi Singh Sharma, though not eligible to win a Best Singer prize or anything for her rendition, provides respite MERELY IN COMPARISON TO Jasmine Sandlas. At least her voice is more club-environment-friendly. Yes, she does spoil some lines with her unnecessarily stylish accent. Oh yeah, and she knows how to pronounce the “Baby” as “Bebe” (which you need to practise if you ever want to make it big in Bollywood as a club singer!), as opposed to Jasmine singing “Baby” as “Bebi”. The way they sing “beyyyyyysharam” is quite torturous. I guess it was first going to be included in ‘Besharam’ as the title track (that would explain the comedic arrangements), until Ishq Bector & Shree D saved us by stepping in. Kumaar’s lyrics feature lyrical masterpieces like “Rafaa dafaa sufi bandon ko karke nasha vasha karlo“, and “Thoda sa bigadne mein bolo na kya harz hai?“. *Slow claps*

Rating: 1/5 for Baby Besharam, 1.5/5 for Dil Hua Besharam


Naam Shabana is a decent album, but not great. Its predecessor had two songs, so it was okay that only one worked. This has four songs, out of which only one works perfectly, the others are decent, and one is bad. For a thriller, the album is apt, with a romantic song, a motivational song, and two situational club songs. However, it will have less of a connect with the audiences. Rochak has done a commendable job though! The only good thing I might remember about this album years later is that it has both Shreya and Sunidhi, modern stalwarts of the Bollywood music industry, lending their voices to the songs.

 

Total Points Scored by This Album: 5 + 3.5 + 3.5 + 1 + 1.5 = 14.5

Album Percentage: 58%

Final Rating for This Album: सा < रे < ग < म < < ध < नी < सां

Note: The letter which is underlined is the final rating.

Recommended Listening Order: Rozana > Zubi Zubi = Zinda > Dil Hua Besharam > Baby Besharam

 

Remake Counter:
No. Of Remakes: 08 (from previous albums) + 01 (from Naam Shabana) = 09

 

Which is your favourite song from Naam Shabana? Please vote for it below! Thanks! 🙂

A TRIED-AND-TESTED MACHINE! (MACHINE – Music Review)

Music Album Details
♪ Music by: Tanishk Bagchi, Dr. Zeus & Viju Shah
♪ Lyrics by: Arafat Mehmood, Niket Pandey, Ikka, Mohammed Irfan, Jasmine Sandlas, Shabbir Ahmed & Late Anand Bakshi
♪ Music Label: T-Series
♪ Music Released On: 21st February 2017
♪ Movie Releases On: 17th March 2017

Machine Album Cover

 

To hear the full songs of this album on Saavn CLICK HERE

To buy this album on iTunes CLICK HERE


Machine is an upcoming Bollywood romantic thriller starring Kiara Advani and Mustafa Burmawalla, who is the son of Abbas Burmawalla. The directors of the film are Abbas-Mustan themselves, and the movie has been produced by Jayantilal Gada, Haresh Patel, Pranay Chokshi, Abbas-Mustan Films productions, and Dhaval Jayantilal Gada. The film revolves around two racing enthusiasts who fall in love. Abbas-Mustan’a films are known as very massy thrillers, and this seems to be no exception. Music seems to play a very important part in their films, and they make it a point to promote their films’ albums heavily before the movie’s release. And they’ve worked quite well with whatever compoosed they’ve worked with in the past. With the exception of their latest movie before this, ‘Kis Kis Ko Pyaar Karoon’ which had quite a dull album (and it wasn’t a thriller), many of their albums have been hits. They’ve collaborated with Jatin-Lalit (‘Khiladi’), Anu Malik (‘Baazigar’, ‘Baadshaah’, ‘Soldier’, ‘Ajnabee’), Himesh Reshammiya (‘Humraaz’, ‘Taarzan: The Wonder Car’, ‘Aitraaz’, ’36 China Town’) and Pritam (‘Naqaab’, ‘Race’, ‘Players’, ‘Race 2’). All of these albums were quite popular. However, the album to ‘Kis Kis Ko Pyaar Karoon’ was below even that. And it was a multicomposer album! This time around, the duo try to change that by roping in a single composer for five songs of the album, and a guest composer for one song. The man behind most of the album here is Tanishk Bagchi, who is currently riding on the success of his two enjoyable songs from ‘Badrinath Ki Dulhania’. He has worked with the duo in ‘Kis Kis Ko Pyaar Karoon’, for one song (the best song of that album). The guest composer is Dr. Zeus, who also had a song in ‘Kis Kis Ko Pyaar Karoon’. I’m expecting quite a lot from Tanishk though, so let’s jump right in!


1.Itna Tumhe

Singers ~ Yasser Desai & Shashaa Tirupati, Music by ~ Tanishk Bagchi, Lyrics by ~ Arafat Mehmood

(Can’t find any lyrics worth this space)

The soundtrack opens wih a romantic song filled with the Bhatts’ templated sound, but also paying “homage” to another old song, which, since it hasn’t been credited, has to be a “coincidence”. The song’s first line itself makes you instantly think of “Aakhir Tumhe Aana Hai” (Yalgaar), but all the coincidences flee at the end of that line, as composer Tanishk Bagchi sets the song to its very own composition that is quite catchy in itself. Now, Tanishk has never really given such a templated song before, at least not in the romance genre of songs, so it takes a little time to get accustomed to the fact that Tanishk has composed it. Till then, though, the song grows on you. The similarities in the first line of the mukhda notwithstanding, the rest of the song fares quite well as a romantic Bollywood song. Some places sound very heavily heard-before, but that doesn’t lessen the likeability in any way. The antara with its high notes sounds a bit uncomfortable to the ears at first, but sets in after a couple of listens. As a whole, it sounds like a song that the Bhatts had reserved but then never got a film to add it into. The English interlude by Shashaa Tirupati sounds very generic, but again, good enough. The arrangements are what makes the song even more likeable — the strings at the beginning are nice, and the digital beats are charming. Not to mention the cool twinkling sounds that Tanishk had added, which adds considerably to the ‘mechanical’ sound of the song, given that the name of the movie is “Machine”. Yasser Desai (who had dented last year with a couple of songs in ‘Beiimaan Love’ which I had no time to review) doesn’t quite fit in with the song, and his voice is kind of hard to digest; it sounds too robotic. Autotuned heavily, it is quite weird to listen to at first, but as everything else does, his voice also sets in later. Shashaa does her English interlude beautifully, but other than that, doesn’t have any other lines. Arafat Mehmood’s lyrics are quite laidback, not to mention that the conscious effort to add the “..aana hai” and other rhyming stuff at the end of every hookline sounds a bit too forced! An above average start to the soundtrack, but gets the “Machine” theme right, because of the great arrangements and accidentally mechanical vocals.

Rating: 3/5

 

2. Chatur Naar

Singers ~ Nakash Aziz & Shashaa Tirupati & Ikka, Music by ~ Tanishk Bagchi, Lyrics by ~ Niket Pandey, Rap by ~ Ikka

(Utterly banal lyrics!)

Next up we get a party song, which is mandatory in every Abbas-Mustan film, so that they can show the actor driving up in a cool Lamborghini, and then the branded sunglasses of the actress. This time, without Pritam, they have to resort themselves to a quite low-standard party song (I believe that Pritam has given them the best party songs in the past) which tries to be a remake of the classic ‘Ek Chatur Naar’ (Padosan) but fails, because it sounds nothing like it except in bits and parts. And since they haven’t credited the old song’s musicians, I’m taking it to be a ‘spin-off’ like I did for ‘Mere Miyan Gaye England’ (Rangoon). The composition is upbeat and might (notice that I say MIGHT) get Gen Y dancing to its beats, which I still think are too loud for today’s music sensibilities. Though the composition is something I wouldn’t care to listen to again, the arrangements are quite youthful and lively. The beats really do make the song enjoyable, and Tanishk’s offbeat additions make the arrangements all the more weirdly likeable. Weird vocal tweaks added in the weirdest places are quite funny to hear. Otherwise, the composition is quite generic. The vocals are enjoyable as well. Nakash Aziz is enjoying himself in this party track, and his variations make the song worth listening. Shashaa Tirupati sings her lines like a typical club song singer, and she gets her voice programmed heavily as is the tradition in such songs. Ikka’s rap is very short thankfully, and it is not that great either. The other lyrics by Niket Pandey are another set of words more bent towards rhyming instead of making sense. Heard as a club song, it might work. But if you hear it thinking it is a remake, it will spoil the song.

Rating: 2/5

 

3. Brake’An Fail

Singers ~ Jasmine Sandlas, Rajveer Singh & Ikka, Music by ~ Dr. Zeus, Lyrics by ~ Jasmine Sandlas, Rap by ~ Ikka

“Teri Meri Kahaani, duniya yaad karegi soch le,
Brake’An ne mereya fail te sajjna, rok saki te rok le!”

– Jasmine Sandlas

Dr. Zeus enters the soundtrack with his guest composition, another club/party song. Abbas-Mustan seriously can’t go without adding at least two of these in their albums! The song surprisingly, shows no resemblance to previous Dr. Zeus songs, and I was really surprised when I couldn’t find any of those screeching ladies and that trademark Dr. Zeus shattering glass in the song! The composition is quite a melancholic one, considering that it is for a club song. I mean, if he removed the club beats, it could just as well go as an undercover agent and place itself in a Sanjay Leela Bhansali soundtrack as the melancholic track. (Okay, just kidding!) The hookline “teri meri kahaani…” is quite catchy, and the rest of the song too, isn’t bad at all. The composition is actually catchy for once. It is one of those Dr. Zeus songs (probably the only one?) that doesn’t irritate. The arrangements are suitable for the song, and this time, Dr. Zeus aptly replaces those screaming ladies (from ‘Happy New Year’s ‘Lovely’ and ‘Ek Paheli Leela’s ‘Desi Look’) with car brake sounds, according to the theme of the movie, car racing. Jasmine’s vocals suit the song well, and the song wouldn’t have had the same impact with somebody else singing it. Rajveer Singh has quite little to contribute but Ikka has an extra long rap in the middle somewhere, which we just have to wait for it to end. Jasmine herself writes the lyrics for this one, and they are completely in Punjabi, and they seem quite meaningless, considering that it is a Club song. A good song from Dr. Zeus after all those screaming ladies and all that shattering glass.

Rating: 3/5

 

4.Tu Hi Toh Mera

Singer ~ Yasser Desai, Music by ~ Tanishk Bagchi, Lyrics by ~ Arafat Mehmood

(Very staid lyrics!)

Tanishk re-enters wih the fourth track of the album and one can’t help but think of Disney Princesses when this track starts. The arrangements really increase the Disney feel of the song. The composition is quite likeable until that jarring Pakistani pop styled line comes up and the hookline that follows too, follows the same template. The parts where the tempo is slow and everything actually sounds like a ballroom dance, are the best parts of the song, while everything else sounds below average, straight out of a Bhatt movie. The arrangements too, excel in the ballroom portions of the song. The sparkling sounds, coupled with the extravagant strings, set very fantastic arrangements to the song, and especially the beginning of the song, which is very waltzy, sounds amazing. But again, the parts before and during the hookline, sound very laidback and clichéd. There is a nice Spanish interlude which is enjoyable as well. Again, Yasser tries to be Arijit desperately, and one can’t help but sit and point out parts where he sounds a LOT like Arijit, which is almost the entire song. It would’ve been better for the makers to have just called in Arijit. Arafat Mehmood’s lyrics here too, are very very heard-before and offer nothing new. A Bhatt-Disney fusion doesn’t work so well.

Rating: 2/5

 

5.Tera Junoon

Singer ~ Jubin Nautiyal, Music by ~ Tanishk Bagchi, Lyrics by ~ Arafat Mehmood & Mohammed Irfan

“Jeena muhaal hai abb, tera sawaal hai abb,
De bataa, tu zara, kya naam loon main tere pyaar ka!”

– Arafat Mehmood & Mohammed Irfan

Finally, here comes what I was expecting from Tanishk after he showed us his versatility in ‘Badrinath Ki Dulhania’. The composer takes his much-used desert-nomadic styled arrangements (he used it before in ‘Rabba’ from ‘Sarbjit’) and weaves a wonderful melody through it. The composition is just so melodious, it hooks you right away. It is one of those songs that you end up loving even though they are so ordinary, simple and heard-before. However, what made me love this one in spite of all these factors, was the simplicity of the composition, the fact that the déjà vu in the composition didn’t matter to the makers, and they just presented this song with a very simple coating. The arrangements are fascinating, with the mandolin rising high above everything else, even the strings. The claps give wonderful beats that are the highlight of the song. The overlying Arabic flavour works wonderfully in favour of the song. And the vocals are beautiful! Jubin sings in a way I’ve never heard him sing before, so much so that I hardly recognized him the first time I heard the song, until I read the credits! Well, it just goes to show his versatility. Arafat Mehmood is joined by Mohammed Irfan the singer to write this one, and I must say, the composition saved the lyrics, which resort to weird-sounding words to make it work. A great song hidden in an album of songs that are concentrated more in the “average” zone!

Rating: 4.5/5

 

6. Cheez Badi

Singers ~ Udit Narayan & Neha Kakkar, Original Composition by ~ Viju Shah, Music Recreated by ~ Tanishk Bagchi, Original Lyrics by ~ Late Anand Bakshi, New Lyrics by ~ Shabbir Ahmed

“Tu Cheez Badi hai mast mast, tu cheez badi hai mast!”

– Late Anand Bakshi

The last song of the album was a later addition in that it released much later than the other five tracks did. And since I’m always so late in writing reviews, I get the advantage of adding such latecomer songs in my reviews. 😉 Anyway, about the song. As you might already have gauged by reading the name, the song is a remake (this time an official one) of the 1994 super-duper hit track by Viju Shah (who was one of the most innovative young composers of the time) ‘Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast Mast’ (Mohra). And the man who has been churning out one remake after another, Tanishk Bagchi, is in charge of this one. It was a relief to see him remaking it, instead of T-Series’ other go-to’s for remakes these days, Gourov-Roshin. So after two great 90s songs remade, Tanishk remakes this one with the club theme in mind. It starts off like an ordinary club song, but then that trademark “Pa ni saaaa…” from the old song comes in to indicate that it is a remake of that song. The composition contains almost nothing new except for a short line that Udit Narayan sings (he has redubbed everything for this song; his voice clipping hasn’t been retained from the old song). And yes, that line sounds quite odd in the song. It doesn’t gel in well with the rest of the song. The previous two remakes by Tanishk of course, had the old song’s tune retained, so this one is an odd one out that way. I liked the way he brought the old song’s antara’s tune to become the mukhda and then the antara too, of this version. The arrangements disappoint, with very everyday club beats. The mandolin playing the hookline’s tune provides respite, and so do the electronic tabla beats, but otherwise, the EDM is quite heavy, and too loud as well. The interludes both consist of very heavy EDM that is tough to digest with one of your favourite old songs. I enjoyed the small portion where Tanishk incorporated the old song though, in the second interlude. Vocals by Udit Narayan are awesome; he always manages to sound young! Neha Kakkar too, sings her parts well, without adding unnecessary nuances anywhere. Shabbir Ahmed’s additions to Anand Bakshi’s original lyrics are not any more crazy than the original, and the part which goes “zabardast dast” really calls for a cringe. Not one of Tanishk’s best remakes, but I would say it isn’t his “dosh dosh” as new lyrics have been added, unlike his other remakes (with the exception of the “Badrinath” title song).

Rating: 3/5


Machine seems to be an album miserably bowing down to supposed public demands. There’s a remake, three club songs, three Bhatt-ish romantic songs (of which one excels). Tanishk’s songs range from one sode of the spectrum to the other. If some are utterly boring, some are just as beautiful. Dr. Zeus gets it right with his sole song, but it won’t be something on my playlist for long. A tried-and-tested machine!

 

Total Points Scored by This Album: 3 + 2 + 3.5 + 2 + 4.5 + 3 = 18

Album Percentage: 60%

Final Rating for This Album: सा < रे < ग < म < प < ध < नी < सां

Note: The letter which is underlined is the final rating.

Recommended Listening Order: Tera Junoon > Brake’An Fail > Itna Tumhe = Cheez Badi > Tu Hi Toh Mera = Chatur Naar

 

Remake Counter:
No. Of Remakes: 07 (from previous albums) + 01 (from Machine) = 08

 

Which is your favourite song from Machine? Please vote for it below! Thanks! 🙂

KAAYAR-APPAN!! (VEERAPPAN – Music Review)

Music Album Details
♪ Music by: Jeet Gannguli, Sharib-Toshi & Sandeep Chowta
♪ Lyrics by: Manoj Muntashir, Manoj Yadav & Nitin Raikwar
♪ Music Label: T-Series
♪ Music Released On: 17th May 2016
♪ Movie Releases On: 27th May 2016

Veerappan Album Cover

Veerappan Album Cover

 

To hear the full songs of this album on Hungama CLICK HERE

To buy this album on iTunes CLICK HERE


Veerappan is an upcoming Bollywood biographical crime/action/thriller film, starring Sandeep Bharadwaj, Sachiin J. Joshi, Usha Jadhav and Lisa Ray in prominent roles. The film is directed by Ram Gopal Varma, and produced by Raina Sachiin Joshi. The movie is a biopic of bandit Koose Muniswamy Veerappan, dominant in the Sathyamangalam Forest in the states of Karnataka, Tamil Nadu, and Kerala, and it revolves around his life and the events leading to Operation Cocoon, the mission to capture and kill him. Ram Gopal Varma had directed a Kannada movie named ‘Killing Veerappan’ that released earlier this year, but this, he claims, is not a remake of it. There are absolutely no hopes from the music of a gangster film, more over, a Ram Gopal Varma film, and it shocked me to see Jeet Gannguli as one of the composers. He has one song in the album, and the remaining three tracks are by duo Sharib-Toshi, from whom I’ve stopped expecting good music after ‘1920 London’ and ‘Housefull 3’. They have actually composed only one song, in two versions, and the third song is a remake of the superhit ‘Khallas’ (Company) by Sandeep Chowta, who I’ve credited, but T-Series hadn’t. :\ So. Let’s check this small album out, and I’m starting with the least of expectations.


1. Muchhi Re
Singer ~ Mohan Kannan, Music by ~ Jeet Gannguli, Lyrics by ~ Manoj Muntashir

Jeet Gannguli gets to start off the album with his sole composition in the album. He decides to create a folkish song that is very perfect for a song that is being sung at some type of celebration at a gangster hideout. Folksy woodwinds kick start the song, followed by a catchy folk string instrument (probably rabaab). I must say, Jeet has made a great attempt at giving a perfect gangster song, that would suit the theme of the film. However, the composition gets very boring after the mukhda. The hookline has no spunk, and the antaras are lifeless, with no actual tune to really make them catchy or appealing. The variations in the tune actually work against the song. The first antara, is very stale, while the second is at least decent. The “Chalat raho, ladat raho” chants are pretty irritating too. Mohan Kannan’s brilliant and energetic voice seems to infuse a god amount of life into the lifeless composition, but it still falls short of the standard. There are so many different voices, that I doubt Mohan sang it all by himself. The saving grace of the song is Jeet’s awesome arrangements. He has put in all his efforts to make the song sound genuinely gangster-ish, and his efforts have bore the desired fruit. The various sound effects, and the string instrument, percussion and woodwinds, all stand out beautifully. Especially the strings and percussion. Interludes are gripping and frankly, it is just the arrangements that make you hear the song multiple times. The rock guitars added in places are commendable. Manoj Muntashir’s lyrics go well with the composition and the theme of the movie, but I don’t know why he wrote about the “Muchhi” (Moustache). Looking at the poster of the movie and Veerappan’s appearance though, that’s reasonable! 😂 A great attempt at something different from Jeet Gannguli. Arrangements are spot-on, while in the other departments, he needs to make some serious improvement! Fantastic attempt considering that it isn’t Jeet’s forte!

 

2. Veer Veer Veerappan / Veer Veer Veerappan (Rap Version)
Singers ~ Payal Dev, Vee, Sharib Sabri & Toshi Sabri (Both Versions), Music by ~ Sharib-Toshi, Lyrics by ~ Manoj Yadav

Here come Sharib & Toshi with their first song in the album. The song has been included in two versions in the album, and what I don’t understand is, why!!????!! Is it just to force us to hear the pathetic song twice? I don’t know, but it sure seems so. The song is an attempt at creating something scary and frightening, but it comes across as cheap. First of all, Payal Dev in a screechy voice, trying to sound like Monjulika (Heck, Monjulika sounds better!) is not the usual idea we have of a gangster theme song. She has tried with all her might to be as cheap as possible, and I am pretty sure she won’t try such a song again. If she does, I have no comments. 😛 Sharib-Toshi’s base composition is really bad, and it has literally nothing to like, except maybe the hookline. The hookline has actually been composed seriously. Everything else has been composed like they are deliberately trying to be scary. Every time Payal comes to sing her parts, a different weird tune has been composed for each part. And guess what, her parts are reprises of children’s nursery rhymes! Manoj Yadav has just spoiled so many kids’ childhood! Take this: “Lalla Lalla Lori, Khoon Ki Katori” and “Jungle Jungle Baat Chali Hai Pata Chala Hai, Veerappan Khoon Karne Ko Nikala Hai”. I don’t feel like giving more examples. I mean, how are these lyrics even approved? Another line blatantly goes, “Narsanhaar Ki usey lagan Hai”. I’m like “Okayyyyyyy….?” And then they shamelessly use the “Shiva Mrutyunjay Mantra” at the end. 😂😂 The mantra which was so beautifully used in two songs of ‘Neerja’, now gets to feature in a BEAUTIFUL song of ‘Veerappan’! Congrats! 😒😨 Arrangements are slightly okay, compared to the rest of the song. The hookline has a groovy beat to it with manjeeras and tablas. The rest of the song has techno sounds, an overdose of EDM, ghouls screeching (ghouls have become a prominent musical instrument nowadays, I guess! :\ ) and lions roaring. And one guy who keeps yelling “Rrraaa!” The “Rap Version” just has some rap by someone called Vee. (What if that’s Veerappan himself! :O Oh I’m so scared!) The rap is in English and it’s pathetic. “I promise your life will come to an end.” and such is the award-deserving rap. I can’t un-hear that… So I’m rescuing you… Don’t hear it!!

 

3. Khallas
Singers ~ Jasmine Sandlas, Sharib Sabri & Toshi Sabri. Original Composition by ~ Sandeep Chowta, Music Recreated by ~ Sharib-Toshi, Original Lyrics by ~ Nitin Raikwar, Additional Lyrics by ~ Manoj Yadav

Sandeep Chowta’s ‘Khallas’ (Company) has been featured on this album and there’s another addition to the list of bad remakes. What’s more, this song is what I will call a ‘Copy Remake’. Before you think that I’m stupid, by thinking that remakes are always copies technically, let me be clear. The fact that it is a remake is a different story. The song’s beats have been copied from a song which is not the song of which it is a remake! Yes, you heard me right! The song is a remake of ‘Khallas’ but its beats are the same as the beats of the song ‘Get Low’ from the ‘Furious 7’ soundtrack. That’s why they’re so impressive. That whole Arabic theme and all. But it’s not original, it is ‘inspired’. Speaking about the composition, nothing much new has been added except the antara, which has a boring tune too. What’s worse, Jasmine’s voice serves as a spoilsport for the whole thing. If Asha Bhosle hears it, she’ll be shocked at how they’ve reduced her song to something stupid. The lyrics have been changed for the worse. ‘Ye hai ishq samjha tujhe kar dega khallas’ has been very happily changed to ‘Ye hai maut Teri, tujhe kar hi dega khallas’. Sharib-Toshi’s new composition for the antara is pretty irritating, coupled with the lyrics. And when Jasmine sings it, it is just cheap. ‘Bachke Tu Rehna’ from this song!!!


Veerappan turned out just as expected. Sharib-Toshi continue on their disappointing spree of cheap songs, while Jeet Gannguli actually tries to raise the level of the album! I guess nothing more could’ve been expected from a gangster film, right? Instead of Veerappan, I would call the album Kaayar-appan!! (‘Veer’ = brave, ‘kaayar’ = scaredy-cat 😂)

 

Final Rating for This Album: सा < रे < ग < म < प < ध < नी < सां

Note: The letter which is underlined is the final rating.

Recommended Listening Order: Only hear Muchhi Re for the arrangements, everything else isn’t listen-worthy! 

 

Which is your favourite song from Veerappan? Please vote for it below! Thanks! 🙂

 

Next: 19th Music Mastani Monthly Awards (May 2016)

ONLY ONE THING STANDS!! SIMPLICITY!! (ONE NIGHT STAND – Music Review)

Music Album Details
♪ Music by: Tony Kakkar, Meet Bros, Jeet Gannguli & Vivek Kar
♪ Lyrics by: Kumaar, Jasmine Sandlas, Manoj Muntashir & Shabbir Ahmed
♪ Music Label: T-Series
♪ Music Released On: 6th April 2016
♪ Movie Releases On: 6th May 2016

One Night Stand

One Night Stand

 

To hear the full songs of this album on Saavn CLICK HERE

To buy this album on iTunes CLICK HERE


One Night Stand is an upcoming Bollywood romantic thriller, starring Sunny Leone, Tanuj Virwani and Nyra Banerjee, directed by Jasmine D’Souza, wife of Tony D’Souza, the director of films like ‘Blue’, ‘Boss’ and the upcoming ‘Azhar’. The movie is produced by Pradeep Sharma & Furquan Khan. The latest trend of multi-composers for a single album has been followed for this album too, with four composers, namely Meet Bros, Tony Kakkar, Jeet Gannguli and Vivek Kar. I have started hearing the album with very little expectations (just saying), so it’s up to these four to impress me with the music for this movie. Meet Bros have been impressive this year, so expecting more of that from them. Jeet hasn’t quite touched the standards with his two songs in ‘Sanam Re’, but I know he has the potential to even raise the standards, so hoping he does some of his exceptional magic here. As for Tony, he has been going on and off when it comes to giving good songs — I can only hope for the best! Vivek Kar, a relative newcomer, hasn’t really impressed with any of his earlier songs (all for very small-budget films), so I don’t know what to expect from him here. With that, here I go to start hearing the songs of this album!


1. Do Peg Maar
Singer ~ Neha Kakkar, Music by ~ Tony Kakkar, Lyrics by ~ Tony Kakkar

The album starts off with the quintessential Bollywood club song about drinks, to say it modestly. Tony has never impressed me with his upbeat tracks, just because he goes a bit too over-the-top with them. The EDM is always overdone, the composition is always too self-imposing on the listener, so much so that it actually does get stuck in the listeners’ heads, but unwantedly. The vocals are always over-stylish. This song, too, faces the same problems. Tony tries to create something catchy, but it comes across merely as annoying and irritating. right from the beginning, that heavy EDM hits your ears and sounds really cheap, which I’m sure wasn’t what Tony wanted. The mukhda has that really bad “trying-to-sound-cool-but-failing-miserably” feel to it. The first time you hear it, you won’t even think it has a tune. At least the antaras are better on that front, but just a little; the overall sound is still cheap. Tony has employed his sister Neha to sing (or rather, cough) this one. I say ‘cough’ because Neha has used a really weird froggy voice here, sounding as if she has a problem with her throat. Again, trying to be cool. Arrangements are nothing but techno beats and loud bombardments of EDM. Even Neha, who usually sounds so energetic in her songs, seems to be bored here. The less said about Tony’s lyrics, the better. It isn’t something he will look back to fifty years later and say, “What a soulful piece I’d penned down!” However, there is one thing that happens with this song, and which happens with all such songs — if you keep hearing it, it will infect you and never leave your brain! So stop before that happens. Usually for bad songs, I say stuff like “hear it only for blah and blah”, but this time, there’s nothing for which you should hear it! Just skip it! A cheap start to the album.

 

2. Ijazat
Singers ~ Arijit Singh, Music by ~ Meet Bros, Lyrics by ~ Shabbir Ahmed

The next song provides respite from the harsh opening to the album. Meet Bros step into the album to save the day. Their latest with Arijit, ‘Girl I Need You’ (Baaghi), was excellent, so this one was expected to be on the same lines. However, the two songs are poles apart in treatment and other aspects. Acoustic guitars very responsibly manage the opening of the song, with strings joining. Arijit starts off with a melancholic tune, very Bhatt-ish in flavour, but at the same time, not exhausting at all. As he progresses, all  you can do is drown in the ambience created by Meet Bros and Arijit’s vocals. I think it is the first time Meet Bros have gone completely Bhatt-ish in their composition, and they core full marks. They don’t go too typical, though the hookline is predictable; instead, they come up with a song that has good luck just like some of those songs in Bhatt movies, which are no different from the rest, but just seem better than the rest for some reason. Arijit uses his drowsy voice, but this time, it appeals; I guess due to the sultry composition. The composition is excellent. In the hookline, a wonderful portion where Arijit touches the high notes all of a sudden, has been composed so wonderfully, and sung just as effortlessly by Arijit. It is the part when he sings “Aaadat haiiiii ohhhhhh”. It gave me the goosebumps! Arrangements are like a typical Bhatt song — guitars, strings, piano. The only new addition that is really attractive is the accordion that sounds ever-so-scintillating. You have to hear it in the first interlude, where its use has been made to the fullest. The second interlude is also awesome, with a wonderful strings solo, played in a Hindustani classical way. Shabbir surprises highly with his good lyrics, and he has written some stuff that really sounds very good and even better with Meet Bros’ music. Meet Bros strike gold again, this time with something heard-before and with very few innovation! But they still manage to make it a #5StarHotelSong!!

 

3. Ishq Da Sutta
Singers ~ Meet Bros & Jasmine Sandlas, Music by ~ Meet Bros, Lyrics by ~ Kumaar, Rap by ~ Jasmine Sandlas

This one does start off well. A twinkly sound opens the sound with various cool and addictive techno sounds. Then it sounds like a pop song since the singers tell their own names in the song (that’s so irritating in pop songs!! We read the credits!) However, that doesn’t matter at all. The song is yet another club song, but not exactly out-and-out clubbish, until the line before the hookline. Meet Bros’ song is totally dependent on the arrangements to score well. The composition is weak, with a very small part to like, for example, the line I mentioned which comes before the hookline — “nashe mein aaj phisalke..”. The hookline, too, is enjoyable. Meet Bros’ interruptions are cool, too! They definitely know how to keep the listener from getting bored. So, though the composition is predominantly weak, some parts here and there grab your attention. The arrangements, on the other hand, are just as Meet Bros would have wanted them to be — addictive, catchy and cool! I never like techno arrangements much, but here, Meet Bros have impressed me with it. Piano and guitars along with the clubbish sounds, really sound great! The arrangements really make sure the listener doesn’t get bored even if the composition is weak. Especially the arrangements in the second interlude, before Jasmine’s rap, are too cool. Meet Bros’ part in the song is too catchy, and doesn’t seem forcedly cool at all. I guess they have cool-ness already inside them. Coming towards the vocals, Jasmine doesn’t sound too good. Yo Yo Honey Singh’s find, I didn’t like her in her debut song, ‘Yaar Na Miley’ (Kick) either. Here, she sounds way too masculine, and I wonder why someone like Hard Kaur wouldn’t have worked. Oh, right, she’s older and might not have the same charm as before, right??? :\ (Sarcasm) Kumaar’s lyrics are not good either, but they suit this type of song. Jasmine’s English rap is pathetic. Meet Bros’ not-so-cool composition excellently enhanced by their too-cool arrangements, but destroyed by Jasmine’s trying-to-be-too-cool voice, doesn’t fare so good.

 

4. Ki Kara
Singers ~ Shipra Goyal, Music by ~ Vivek Kar, Lyrics by ~ Kumaar

Vivek Kar steps into the album for this song, which, again, starts off excellently. Guitars and piano make a wonderful start for melancholic romantic songs in Bollywood, and it’s also a commonly used beginning in Bollywood. The song is wholly and solely in Punjabi, written by Kumaar, so there I kind of had a problem understanding half the words. 😅 Vivek’s overall composition is good, but it gets pretty monotonous and boring at a certain point. The pace, for one, is quite slow, and the arrangements are not captivating at all. Though the composition is decent, the arrangements could’ve had the power to lift it up, if only a bit. Shipra sounds pretty good, but in some parts she sounds exhausted, maybe deliberately. She sings in a low voice, which doesn’t sound so good on her. I can’t help but think how good she sounded under the direction of Vishal-Shekhar in ‘Ishq Bulaava’ (Hasee Toh Phasee). The hookline of the song is good, but again, could’ve been more captivating! The arrangements, as I said before, are a bit on the weaker side. Guitars, both acoustic and electric, sound good, and so do the flutes. But almost half the song has very little arrangements, or they are too soft, and so because of the monotonous composition, the song sounds boring in those parts. In fact, the first time I heard it, I couldn’t pay attention to the song at all; it didn’t let me! Disappointing! A song that could’ve been better!

 

5. Le Chala
Singers ~ Jubin Nautiyal, Music by ~ Jeet Gannguli, Lyrics by ~ Manoj Muntashir

Jeet steps in for his one and only song in the album, and how he impresses! Right from the starting piano notes, which are very captivating, to the end of the song, you can forget about everything else except the song. It is a sweet, romantic song with a happy ring to it, unlike ‘Ijazat’, which was a bit sultry. This one will surely appeal to those who love such romantic songs. Jeet doesn’t try to make the song sound too modern, and instead, makes the composition sound a bit dated, but that is the real magic in the song! The hookline is the perfect example of it; it is nothing we haven’t heard before, but it still appeals just because of the simplicity. The mukhda is the ideal start to the song, and works just like a mukhda should, which is to captiavte listeners in the first minute or so of the song. The antaras get a bit of a melancholic tinge, but still, they stand out, because of the 2000s feel. Jeet’s instrumentation is beautiful. Piano and guitars again, with variosu digital beats. Jeet uses both acoustic and electric guitars very well! The way an electric guitar riff plays in the background during the hookline, sounds very great! The first interlude is a wonderful sitar solo, but played in such a way, you almost mistake it for a piano! The second interlude is a great strings orchestra with horns blaring out beautifully. Jubin is an excellent choice for the song, and handles each and every note with his awsome voice that is smooth as cream! 😀 Manoj’s lyrics are beautiful and soulful, just as the song, though simple. Simplicity at its best!! And with this simplicity, the song wins your heart! The best song of the album for me! #5StarHotelSong!!

 

6. Tum Mere
Singer ~ Dev Negi, Music by ~ Vivek Kar, Lyrics by ~ Kumaar

Vivek comes back for the last song on the album, which is a reprise of his first song, ‘Ki Kara’. Unlike ‘Ki Kara’, this one captivates and hooks the listener right from the beginning! I was so surprised by this one! Electric guitars, a few acoustic guitars and a beautiful synthesizer tune start off the song. Dev Negi takes total control over the vocals, and does it with ease and power. The first time I heard it, I didn’t even notice it’s the reprise of ‘Ki Kara’, as I wasn’t able to pay attention to ‘Ki Kara’. The second time I heard them both, I realized that they have the same tune! Vivek gets it right this time, with perfectly captivating arrangements. The electric guitars are very catchy and instantly likable and also noticeable, unlike ‘Ki Kara’. Also, the pace of this song is faster, and it has an overall upbeat tone, unlike the whiny and monotonous nature of the first one. The composition is the same, but as I said, arrangements make a HUGE difference! It makes the composition which was sounding boring and monotonous, suddenly sound upbeat! Dev Negi’s voice is also cool in this one. That high-pitched synthesizer (I think) tune never leaves your head, and keeps coming in the song, so that it establishes a place in your mind. 😀 Kumaar has reprised the lyrics wonderfully, to make them sound more like they’re being sung from a male’s point of view. A good end to the album, and a saviour for Vivek after his other song that had disappointed. #5StarHotelSong!!


Considering that I was expecting really little from this album, Ine Night Stand turns out to be decent. Tony disappoints even more than anything, while Vivek gets it right with one out of two tracks. Meet Bros do well in both tracks, but ‘Ishq Da Sutta’ could’ve had better vocals and composition. Jeet, however, impresses with his sole song, by going on the road of simplicity. I noticed that in this album, all the good songs are really simple compositions, which aren’t anything new, but nevertheless, they appeal! The ones that try to impress going the modern way, lose it some place or the other. Therefore, in this album, only one thing stands, and that is simplicity! 🙂

 

Final Rating for This Album: सा < रे < ग < म <  < ध < नी < सां

Note: The letter which is underlined is the final rating.

Recommended Listening Order: Le Chala > Ijazat > Tum Mere > Ishq Da Sutta > Ki Kara > Do Peg Maar

 

Which is your favourite song from One Night Stand? Please vote for it below! Thanks! 🙂

 

Next “dish”: 1920 London, Chefs: Sharib-Toshi & Kaushik-Akash (JAM)

KICK MEIN KITNA HAI DUM? (KICK – Music Review)

So, I know my review for ‘Kick’ is late, but its for a valid reason. I decided that since it is Himesh Reshammiya’s Birthday today (Happy Birthday to him!) I would post this review today! Please forgive if you nevertheless think it is unnecessarily late even after knowing the reason!


Album Details:-
♪ Music by:- Himesh Reshammiya, Meet Bros. Anjjan & Yo Yo Honey Singh
♪ Lyrics by:- Shabbir Ahmed, Kumaar, Mayur Puri & Yo Yo Honey Singh
♪ Music Label:- T-Series
♪ Music Released On:- 6th July 2014
♪ Movie Releases On:- 25th July 2014

Kick Album Cover

Kick Album Cover

 

To hear the full songs of this album on Saavn CLICK HERE

To hear the extra songs “Hai Yehi Zindagi” by Mohammed Irfan and Salman Khan on Gaana CLICK HERE

To buy this album on iTunes CLICK HERE

Hear ‘Hai Yehi Zindagi’ by Salman Khan on YouTube:-

Hear ‘Hai Yehi Zindagi’ by Mohd. Irfan on YouTube:-


Kick is an upcoming action flick starring Salman Khan and Jacqueline Fernandez in lead roles, with a supporting cast consisting of Randeep Hooda, Nawazuddin Siddiqui and Saurabh Shukla. The film is directed and produced by Sajid Nadiadwala, who is currently having a great time, with many successes to his credit, the latest one being ‘Heropanti’. The film has Salman playing the role of a thief, calling himself as ‘Devil’. Well, the movie definitely looks very interesting, so the music is naturally expected to create enough buzz for the movie before the release, and that has successfully happened. The music is also expected to be awesome, mindblowing and have touches of ‘Bhaigiri’ or ‘Salmania’ in it. This album is another multi-composer album from T-Series, with Himesh Reshammiya and Meet Bros. Anjjan having two songs each (not counting remixes or versions) and Yo Yo Honey Singh having his usual sole song. The album has total 16 songs if versions and remixes are counted, but not counting remixes, it has 9 songs (counting versions 😛 ). If the versions are also not taken into consideration, the number reduces to a mere 5 songs. Toh aa dekhein zara, KICK mein kitna hai dum! 😀


1. Jumme Ki Raat:- Singers ~ Mika Singh & Palak Muchhal (Version 1), Salman Khan & Palak Muchhal (Version 2), Music by ~ Himesh Reshammiya, Lyrics by ~ Shabbir Ahmed & Kumaar

This song has the HR template all over it. Same beats, same arrangements and same overall feel. The song is already a chartbuster, but that might be because of Salman’s star value. The tune is average, with the mukhda a little weak, but both antaras have an awesome tune, covering up the weak mukhda. The beats as I said are typical HR beats, the same as we heard in ‘Go Go Govinda’ and ‘Piya Ke Bazaar Mein’. They are groovy however. The interludes have been done awesomely, with the percussion instruments rocking the scene. The harmonium music is the best part of the song! It is too catchy! Mika is a perfect choice for such kind of songs. Palak sounds different as usual, and this is probably the first time we get to hear her voice in this mode. She succeeds in singing in a low voice as well. I still don’t understand why Shreya wasn’t chosen, because she could have given the right amount of energy needed for this song, which Palak only succeeded to give to a certain extent. The lyrics are just as crazy as any Salman Khan song, and interestingly are written by two people! 😛 The second version sung by Salman is just annoying to the ears. Salman does not sound good at all, and it sounds like he is yelling like Tarzan. I understand he’s not professional, but had he sung a tad better, he might have gotten it better. After all, so many actors are singing nowadays and all of them put their hard work behind it. This time, Salman hasn’t gotten it right though. The rest of the song is exactly the same. Entertaining, and catchy, but could have been better! Go for the first version sung by Mika!

 

2. Hangover:- Singers ~ Salman Khan, Shreya Ghoshal & Meet Bros. Anjjan, Music by ~ Meet Bros. Anjjan, Lyrics by ~ Kumaar

The violin with which this song starts will immediately attract you towards this track. They are followed by beautiful piano notes which instantly reminded me of ‘Surroor’ from ‘The Xposé’. Salman starts this song surprisingly beautifully, with a much more surila voice than what he had sung with in ‘Jumme Ki Raat’. Shreya supports as sweetly as ever and sounds awesome! She is the perfect choice for this song. Her voice resonates wonderfully. The tune is very catchy, and very pleasant to hear. The violin and piano have been used prominently, and electric guitar makes a cameo in the first interlude, sounding great! The beats are also foot-tapping, and make this a very unusual romantic song. The antaras and mukhda have equally brilliant tunes. Salman’s voice has been autotuned, but it doesn’t create a huge problem because it sounds way better this way. Meet Bros. Anjjan have given the required background vocals where needed. They have come up with a very catchy, pleasant and nice romantic tune. A must-listen! Meet Bros. Anjjan are definitely improving! #5StarHotelSong!

 

3. Tu Hi Tu:- Singers ~ Mohammed Irfan (Version 1), Neeti Mohan (Reprise), Salman Khan (Version 2), Music by ~ Himesh Reshammiya, Lyrics by ~ Mayur Puri

Starting with mild piano, followed by violins and then guitars, this track is another beautiful romantic song, sung by Mohd. Irfan and Himesh’s second song for the movie. The first time I heard it, I didn’t feel it was that good, but as I went on listening to it, it kept on growing on me and now I love it! The tune is such that it will take time for you to like it and it won’t attract you in the very first listen. The tune of the ‘woh oh oh’ is the same tune HR had given to the ‘woh oh oh’ in ‘Just Look Into My Eyes’ from ‘Humshakals’. However, it suits better in this song. The guitar riff playing throughout the song is very cute and sounds very sweet! The tune of the antaras is just plain awesome! I don’t think the tune can get any better than that! It is just so beautiful! Mohammed Irfan carries out the song with utter beauty and though he sounds different here, without his usual robotic voice, it still sounds utterly melodious! Mayur Puri is the real star of the song, though. His lyrics are very heart-touching and lovely! The man is really versatile! The reprise version by Neeti Mohan is on a higher scale, and she also sings the marvellous tune flawlessly! Her versatility can be proved any number of times! Salman’s version is a bit underwhelming after these two beautiful versions by the professionals. His voice is autotuned, but here it can be clearly made out whereas it doesn’t seem so obvious in ‘Hangover’. He doesn’t give full justice to the brilliant composition, and makes it boring to hear. A gem of a composition by Himesh, sung just as beautifully by Mohd. Irfan and Neeti Mohan! Yet another #5StarHotelSong!

 

4. Yaar Na Miley:- Singers ~ Jasmine Sandlas, Yo Yo Honey Singh, Music by ~ Yo Yo Honey Singh

Yo Yo Honey Singh arrives to add something supposedly sensational to this album, which I had very less complaints about till now. Well, it’s true he has added something sensational to it, because the song is climbing up the charts slowly. However, I disagree that the song is actually good. The arrangements are mostly techno beats, and are too loud. Moreover, he has roped in a singer who is making her Bollywood debut, Jasmine Sandlas, and I don’t know why everyone is tripping over her voice so much! It is horribly horrible and disgusting, like the song. Honey also tries to sing towards the end of the song, but I think he’s joking, he sounds so stupid! 😂 One day I might even Starr liking the tune because of overexposure of my ears to the song, but I can never like the voice of this new Jasmine person who Honey has discovered. The lyrics are also dumb. With so many stupid, dumb aspects, I wonder how the song will sound good! The tune isn’t even catchy, it just keeps elevating on the scale, and then abrubtly stops with ‘te marjaawan’. It sounds so miserable! One had expected way more from Yo Yo Honey Singh after the innovative songs from ‘Fugly’! Maha-dumb song!

 

5. Hai Yehi Zindagi:- Singers ~ Mohammed Irfan (Version 1), Salman Khan (Version 2), Music by ~ Meet Bros. Anjjan, Lyrics by ~ Kumaar

This song was just recently added to the album, and I haven’t heard it much, just once right now while reviewing. Meet Bros. Anjjan get their excuse for a second song in the album with this one, and it is primarily a sad song with a hangover of ‘Hangover’, so you can say it is a sad version of ‘Hangover’. It is a very beautiful and touching composition, with just as beautiful lyrics as well. Mohd. Irfan does very well and sounds like his usual self in this song. The violins are way more prominent in this song, and support Irfan very well. Salman, in his version, sounds good too, and Meet Bros. Anjjan have again autotuned his voice without making it so obvious. The flute in both versions sounds beautiful too. It doesn’t create as much likability for itself as ‘Hangover’ does for itself. very Touching and emotional composition.


Kick is another one of T-Series multi-composer albums that fail to live up to expectations. Himesh and Meet Bros. Anjjan do their parts of the soundtrack well with a few negligible disturbances here and there, but Honey Singh fails to live up to expectations, and delivers a super-dumb sounding song (if you can call it one). Meet Bros. Anjjan have made the most of the opportunity of working with Salman Khan for the first time, but Yo Yo has wasted it. 😛 Also, Salman Khan movies do not usually depend on music. Considering the previous Salman Khan movies, this one is better. But considering other movies which have been releasing, many have stronger soundtracks because of having a single composer or composer duo or trio working on the songs. When the album falls into the hands of more than two composers, things start falling apart, and more often than not, the album misses out expectations by miles, as is the case with this album, though not by miles, but surely we were expecting a lot more from it! An album which has been destroyed just by the super ridiculous multi-composer formula which is favored so much nowadays. 

 

Final Rating for This Album:- सा < रे < ग < म <  < ध < नी

Note:- The letter which is underlined is the final rating. 

 

Which is your favourite song from Kick? Please vote for your favourite! 🙂

 

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